Don't cut the hair on my chinny chin chin...

Got a haircut today, FINALLY, for the first time in months. My barber is one of those old-timers, retired Navy, working out of his basement shop...the classic barber pole outside. He's got Bill O'Reilly playing on the radio. Old military paraphernalia hanging on the wall or in the showcase.

Now I look like Dutch Boy; sometimes he's good with the payos, sometimes he just doesn't see the point...